It appears I've created a blog.
Wait, let me check on that.
Yeah, I was right, I did.
WELLLLLLLLLLLL! Hmm... my life! I won't be getting to personal, sense this is public, for reasons such as this example
Me (blogging): Miscellaneous teenager #h is such an awful person!
Miscellaneous teenager #18 (after reading blog): Oh my gosh! James just called miscellaneous teenager #h an awful person. I must tell her/him immediately! *boop boop boop beep bop boop*(that was her dialing the phone, OBVIOUSLY). Hi. James called you an AWFUL PERSON!
Miscellaneous teenager #h: THAT FREAK! I'm going to start a rumor that he got Oprah pregnant!
*3 weeks later*
Miscellaneous teenager #4: So I hear Oprahs having your child
Me: DAMN YOU MISCELLANEOUS TEENAGER #H!
So yeah, as you can see, not a good idea. That seems like a good opener, so, as the Spaniards say, bye. I meant Spaniards who spoke English.