It appears I've created a blog.
Wait, let me check on that.
Yeah, I was right, I did.
Splendid.
WELLLLLLLLLLLL! Hmm... my life! I won't be getting to personal, sense this is public, for reasons such as this example
Me (blogging): Miscellaneous teenager #h is such an awful person!
Miscellaneous teenager #18 (after reading blog): Oh my gosh! James just called miscellaneous teenager #h an awful person. I must tell her/him immediately! *boop boop boop beep bop boop*(that was her dialing the phone, OBVIOUSLY). Hi. James called you an AWFUL PERSON!
Miscellaneous teenager #h: THAT FREAK! I'm going to start a rumor that he got Oprah pregnant!
*3 weeks later*
Miscellaneous teenager #4: So I hear Oprahs having your child
Me: DAMN YOU MISCELLANEOUS TEENAGER #H!
So yeah, as you can see, not a good idea. That seems like a good opener, so, as the Spaniards say, bye. I meant Spaniards who spoke English.
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Armed with an extremely generic title, I am ready to blow you away with the intenseness of what will follow. I hope I'm not stressing you out with how epic this will be, I suggest you carry a bottle of asprin while reading this.
1 comment:
HAHAHA i comment on everything. it's true. im sorry. but this is HILARIOUS. i should let you know that #h exists though. they really did spread that rumor. be warned...
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