Monday, December 15, 2008


I'm in a rush, so this will be a short post.

If I havn't mentioned yet, I am 99% sure I am going to a different school sophomore year.

For the application, I had to take the SATs SSATs or the ACTs, and I chose the SSATs.

The night before, we lost power. And there were some issues with the basement flooding, but I won't get into that. Bottom line, we ended up staying in a hotel right next to Berwick Academy, where the test was taking place. It was soo nice. It was like a quaint (good adjective, james) little bed and breakfast, and everything about it was noice.

Then I took the test. Shannon Farrel was also there, apparently she's applying to some hockey schools next year. I forgot to mention, Helen was there, we met her there.

There was this weird kid from Mass sitting next to us, and he kept like laughing at funny stuff we said even though he wasn't in the conversation, and like trying to talk to us, but he was REALLY weird. He started talking about how one teacher at his school like did meth or something, and i stopped listening after that but I must have heard him bring up meth like 6 times in that conversation he was having with someone.

SO THE ACTUAL TEST WENTTT... pretty good. I hate english questions in tests like that. I'm always so unsure, and my vocabulary isn't that good. I did well on one english section, badly (left 10 blank, unsure about 5) on another, and did really well on both math sections. At least thats how i felt.

Then I came home with helen. It was right after an ice storm, and it was SOOO COOL! The trees had frozen water on them, so they looked like they were white, and literally on the left side of the road there would be an orange and green grassy field, and on the right there would be frozen marsh and snow. It was really cool, and the sun was like creeping over the back of the frozen trees.

Things that depress me: Crazy meth obsessed kids from Massachusetts

I lied about the short post thing.

I don't respond to emotionally harmful bloggers, and I'm gonna depress you

I don't respond to bloggers who choose to be mean to me.
(If you've had no idea what i've been talking about, just quickly look over this not as good forgettable unfunny uncompelling bad blog
I know, boring)

I want something to make my blog original, because at the moment it is quite generic, but not anymore. For every blog post, I will add a

Things that depress me: In this day and age, some people are worried it would be racially insensitive to describe someone as, "black".

section. As you can see, i'm quite the depressing chap. If I don't like that addition, i might come up with something else. until next time, good night, and good luck

Thursday, December 11, 2008

yay facebook ads

Ah facebook, you know me so well.

What else is there to say?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Blogging sisters, making readers feel left out, and apples!

I'd like to start out this blog post by giving a shout out to my newly discovered blogging sister. The things you discover at math meets!

Hmm, I feel like I should alienate people more. Hey, person who reads this blog whos name starts with z, whats up? How are you? We should meet and talk about that thing that ONLY we know about.

Ha, random blog reader, do you feel left out?

Oh, crap I just realized I actually do know someone whos name starts with z.

If you are reading this zac, this wasn't meant for you! It was a coincidence! grr, life.

I've decided I need to spruce up this blog a bit, regular blogging is for lame people.

Did that crazy James just add a picture of an apple to his blog? He's so unpredictable, and I sure love his blog!

Lesson of the day: Stealing blogging ideas from other blogs is fun

Sunday, December 7, 2008

How is this funny?

This happened on facebook today, and it made me think

Mackenzie just because I'm hurting, doesn't mean I'm hurt [every door I ever tried was locked. oh and I'm just waiting till the shine wears off.]

just because i'm losing, doesn't mean i'm lost
uhmm james UR A FUCKING PRICK STFU NO ONE CARES.. and i think ur lost in ur closet cuase you havent come out yet


Rickie Corleto at 12:22am December 7
i was joking calm down haha, sorry james didnt mean to upset anyone


Thats what someone wrote on a status after I commented. I wasn't really offended, but this just made me think, because I see stuff like that on facebook all the time, like how is that a joke? Saying a bunch of stupid retarted insults to someone you don't know for no reason... HILARIOUS! Like after typing that would someone honestly thing people were gonna be like "Thats hilarious!"

Jeff is happy
John: Thats good
John: Wtf harold!?
Harold: Dude I was just kidding


*punches harold*

Innocent blog reader: Am I supposed to laugh at this blog post or be angry and uncomfortable?

Friday, December 5, 2008

List of Books to read

Being teenage americans, i know that you are all VERY interested in books.

I don't mention twilight.

Alright, so now that everybody has stopped reading this post, let me continue. I had to go to portland for a doctors appointment yesterday, and by the time I got out it was like 4:50 and my mom wanted to run errands. I had wanted to go to the Christmas tree lighting at 5:30 to see the chamber choir and just to be with friends, but I was going to miss it.

That kind of sucked, but it also was kind of okay because being Jewish makes missing the tree lighting less important to me. I'm still gonna be able to make the menorah lighting on Sunday.

That was kind of clever, but sense nobody who reads this is jewish, you guys probably just think I'm serious. Grr...


"We had to pick up some pictures that we took on disposable cameras, we had to pick up some DVD's of film mom wanted, and we had to go to a book store for a book signing one of my moms friends who was a small time writer was doing," He said.

He continued with a slight hint of malice, "While we were there, meh madre picked out a book, and was like 'Is there anything you want?' I ended up choosing Looking For Alaska, and Watchmen. Looking For Alaska I think everyone knows about, and Watchmen is supposed to be the greatest graphic novel (fancy term for full length and more mature comic book) ever written, so even though I don't generally read them, I wanted to read this one."

Then we went to Whole Foods, and had dinner.

IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know you could get real food to eat there.

My favorite part was that they had an entire section just labeled "comfort food" and I was like HA! And ended up getting Mac UN Chez and luhzagunya from there. NOM NOM NOM! That was me eating the food... but as a cat

The point of this was to write down my "LIST OF BOOKS TO READ"

here it is, at the moment

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Tuesdays With Morrie
Marly & Me
MAYBE The Last Lecture
A play I forget the name of, but I can get it from Mimi

I feel like I'm missing something...? WHATEVER! ADIOS!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I've discovered a new blogger!

So today I found out I have a blogging sister. She just started her blog, just like me. Woo, taking a page from her book, i will name her Harolda. (hair-all-duh)

hmm... today I had a sexy nerd meet (math meet). suprisignly we won! I didn't do very well, but cam (clever fake name!) is insanely smart, and olive and matt (clever fake names!) did fairly well too. So yeah the team won!!!!!

I'm bored with the fake names thing! yay low attentions spaan!!! WOOOOO PUPPIES!

what else is new........ i'm hoping to enter in a film festivle, woo. ADIOS BLOG READERS

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Done with homework!

Guess who just finished his homework? Guess who only has a half day tomorrow, and then has a loooonnnggg weekend so is basically done with homework for a while? Guess who had been getting stressed out by homework a lot, and is now happy that he gets a break?


Just kidding, it's actually me.

So yes! NO MORE HOMEWORK! I'm gonna do my no homework dance *proceeds to dance*

I'm glad you couldn't see that, it was embarrassing.

This would be a lame way to end this post.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Opening night!

Opening night of the play was yesterday! It actually went really well. I was impressed. I hadn't been feeling very good about how i was doing, but opening night was just a bundle of fun.

It started out at 6 with christian joey and mike singing jesse macartney/dream street, that was fun.

Then we got all our props ready, and did the warm ups.


That was a fun warm up, they definitely do that differently at the high school than at the middle school, haha.

Then we talked and stuff, christian gave us the inspirational talk from 300, and we did some stuff. mostly acting.

I was SO glad to be back on stage, i hadn't acted in almost a year and its such a thrill.

Acting IS my natural high. That and making eye contact with a cute stranger, of course.

Other than that, not much is going on in my life. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............................

that was a boring blog, but i wanted to express my opening night excitement! Second night tomorrow, I hope that goes even better

*does good luck dance*

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Movie review, mother of tears


On saturday I went to Tim's for a movie night with abby ed and charlotte. It was one of the worst movies i've ever seen. It was called like mother of tears, and here is an outline (I missed hte first half hour, so the beggining is what other people told me)

Ok, so theres this woman. For some reason she throws her baby off a bridge, but then she feels bad. Then a crazy monkey comes back and it's like AHHHHHHH!!! In a high pitched monkey way.

Then like some crazy goth girls with make up were like "ELJAFLJ WE'RE CRAZY!!!" And they were like followers of the mother of tears or whatever.

Then somehow the main character turned invisible?

Then this one asian goth girl kept following her, so finally the maine character smashed her head with a door. It was very gory.

Then there was lots of blood and nudity, the monkey came back and screamed some more.

The main girl was awful at acting, by the way. She was like "what... my parents we're murdered... what..."

Then some random people came and killed some more people.

There was one scene where it was like a red light, and there were like 3 topless women and then 2 of them cut open one and started eating her organs, quality flim right there.

So apparently the main girl had some special power to defeat the mother of tears?

Oh, i forget, at some point there was a crazy old guy who was like I'm gonna help you!

And there was a shower scene. It wasn't at all related to the plot, but there was a scene where the main character was in a shower. Then she got out of the shower, and the plot continued.

Then she went down into like a tomb and found the mother of tears, and she was like I'm crazy! There were more topless women.

So then she like ran up to the mother of tears, and the mother was like "NOBODY CAN STOP ME KNOW!!!!"

Then the monkey came and screamed more.

And the woman like grabbed a spear, and ripped off the mother of tears's shirt and threw it into the fire and she was like NOOOOOOOOO

Apparently, the special power that the main character had was she was the only one who could rip of the mother of tears's shirt, and throw it in a fire.

Then the main character like stubled through some unidentifyable brown liquid and some guy who had never been in the movie before showed up and helped her through. Then they like climbed out and they were in the middle of the city and it was like "..." and then they started laughing and the movie ended.

GREAT MOVIE RIGHT THERE!!!! I think the director was like "oh, crap, this movie makes no sense. Lets just make everyone topless and add lots of blood!

The whole time everyone was like "WHY DID YOU PICK THIS TIM?" And he was like "THE PREVIEW MADE IT LOOK GOOD!!!"

Seriously, worst movie ever. I laughed so much during it.

Of course it did supply one of the funniest things Tim has ever said. During one topless scene as we were all discussing how bad this movie is, Tim said something like "I feel like this movie would be really good if I was alone, if you know what I mean"

Oh, we know what you mean tim. We know what you mean.


My life is pretty boring right now. Saturday I woke up at like 12. I sleep INSANELY late on weeknds, because I stay up late and wake up early during the school week. APPLESAUCE YOU SCHOOL (i'm keeping the blog appropriate for the youngins by replacing bad words with friendly ones)!!!!

Then I went to the mall and got a haircut. It turned out ok, i'm not having a passionate love affair with my haircut, but we're hesitantly liking each other. Like, it's only the second or third date, and i don't want to jinx it, but this could turn into a really good relationship. Me and my haircut, that is.

While I was there, I ran into Nicole. She was best friends with Morgans cousin (angie, who I was really good friends with for a while). I didn't recognize her at first, i was like FWHAAATTT?!?!

Then I went to target and I bought some dark jeans for the play, and a super sexalicious sweatshirt. It's black, and it has white stripes but then theres like 2 green stripes in the middle, oh it's SUCH sex. Most of my clothes are like generic colors or american eagle, so it's nice to have my exciting clothes. I'm living life on the edge, yo. The yo made it more epic.

Today I have to study for a bio test, meh. I don't understand it at all, so that sucks. Well adios!

Friday, November 14, 2008

oh that james!

It appears I've created a blog.

Wait, let me check on that.

Yeah, I was right, I did.


WELLLLLLLLLLLL! Hmm... my life! I won't be getting to personal, sense this is public, for reasons such as this example

Me (blogging): Miscellaneous teenager #h is such an awful person!

Miscellaneous teenager #18 (after reading blog): Oh my gosh! James just called miscellaneous teenager #h an awful person. I must tell her/him immediately! *boop boop boop beep bop boop*(that was her dialing the phone, OBVIOUSLY). Hi. James called you an AWFUL PERSON!

Miscellaneous teenager #h: THAT FREAK! I'm going to start a rumor that he got Oprah pregnant!

*3 weeks later*

Miscellaneous teenager #4: So I hear Oprahs having your child


So yeah, as you can see, not a good idea. That seems like a good opener, so, as the Spaniards say, bye. I meant Spaniards who spoke English.